February 2012
1 tag
Whenever I see you,
I just want to sit and talk with you beneath the moonlight, passing a bottle of Strawberry Hill back and forth.
Is that too much to ask?
2 tags
There's never enough Nutella in the house.
agriking:
Never.
1 tag
formspring.me
Ask me questions about anything http://www.formspring.me/helloespionage
January 2012
1 tag
I haven't slept in so long I think I'm starting to...
Seriously, I think I’m going crazy.
This is not going to end well.
3 tags
In punishment for me being a fucking moron, I'm...
When I start hallucinating, then we’ll talk.
Vodka and Hot Cheetos.
I’m going to die.
My New Years Resolutions?
Simple. Get drunk more and fuck relationships. Fuck all that in general. This year, it’s about me. What I want. What I need.
Fuck everyone else.
Sooo, I just woke up. And I can't get out of my...
I feel like I’m still in it…
December 2011
I want to be friends with everyone who's a fan of...
We can make fun of twilight or something idgaf
1 tag
I wonder if all the idols think its weird that...
They probably think we’re all single-white-female-ing them.
When a person says that all K-pop Idols look the...
doublecombo22:
I’m like:
And that person is like they look very similar, you’re just obsessed:
Then I’m like say it again:
Then your that person is like calm down, its not such a big deal!:
Then I’m just like:
Then once they’re gone I go back to my fangirling:
(not mine)
3 tags
Everyone: Kpop is stupid. I don't like listening...
Me: I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU.
K-pop has made me the horniest girl ever.
squirralicious:
AND I REGRET NOTHING.
Ok could we not compare The Hunger Games to...
waitingforeverandaday:
Katniss is not Bella.
Gale is not Jacob.
Peeta is not Edward.
Amen.
“This is the first kiss where I actually feel stirring inside my chest. Warm and...”
– Katniss Everdeen. The Hunger Games Trilogy (via lovedandneverforgotten)
Just realize that 2012 will be the first year...
psychadeliachild:
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
How teens and adults text
dayinthelifeofchris:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
My dad today: “Where you be”
me: sigh
fuck
jesus christ
shit
god bless america
god damn it
send help
god bless
oh my god
oh my fucking god
what the fuck
praise the lord
call 911
SOS
???
!!!
