January 2010
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BEND A WHAT? BENDA WHOO? BEND OVER NOW.
A colony of shaking gorillas will be fashion models. This is what happens when you watch the bendaroo commercial while blogging.
Anyway, here is another story Gilleece created. Oh, I should probably tell you that Siwon and Heechul (see screenshot of the day: numero dos) are both guys from Super Junior.
The Steven Seagal’s Dog Prince Shiwon was walking through a feminine meadow, laughing at...
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...I HONESTLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO TITLE THIS...
Okay, so there’s this site called www.prillalar.com/drabbles/ and it’s a short story generator. So me and my cousin Gilleece put in the required shit and this is what came out. I would mark words we put in, but I’m pretty sure you can tell.
Delicious Lang Syne Rick sipped roughly at his drink and stood delicious behind a Robert Pattinson’s creepy nipple. He wasn’t...
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THESE ARE WORDS!
HOLMES! WHERE’S MY BOOK?!
Firstly, I’d like to give a piece of news that will BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND. Steven Seagal is in a band. Yes. And I’m convinced it’s Nashville Cats (they’ve been playin’ since theys babies).
Second! Here is my list of…shit for 2010:
-Be nicer -get a job -not be broke -buy more shoes -get over my fear of commitment -find a guy...
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December 2009
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"I'M GOING TO PUNCH A MAGICIAN."
Hello hello, youngin. Welcome to the magical world of joy and wonder. Would you like some candy? Reach into this here pocket!
Why do I do these things…? God doesn’t even know. Anyway, my Internet is down and I’m typing this on my phone, and it’s very annoying. So I’ll have a regular post…whenever my Internet is working again. Yay.
A few things: I’m...
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CROSSCRIME
Hello there, person. I see you have a mustache. That’s very unfortunate.
What? I don’t know. Please picture smacking me across the face in your head, then continue reading.
Okay. First post. I’m feeling very random, and A.D.D. today. Ha! When am I not…? Anyway, because this is the first post, I thought I’d let you get to know me a little better. Because...