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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

  1. Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
  2. Me: Please, god, no--
  3. Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
  4. Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
  5. Me: Please, guys, calm down--
  6. Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
  7. Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
  8. Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
  9. Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
  10. Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
  11. Me: I hate you all
  12. Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
  13. Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
  14. Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
  15. Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
  16. Uterus: You mother fuckers.
  17. Torso: CONTRACT!
  18. Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
  19. Brain: Me gusta.
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Posted on Friday, December 30 2011.
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Espionage. Hi, you can call me Natasha, although most just call me the girl they wish they'd never met. I'm obsessive. I love the moon. And grey skies. I go through obsessive phases. I have no idea what I'm doing with my life. Somehow, I always end up hurting people I care about the most.
Current Obsession: Merlin

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